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Cocaine smells good, wouldn't you agree? It's almost like it drips right back down into your throat! Or like, you get a whiff of it and you feel like you could ride your chopper down the freeway doing 100mph chasing a sloth riding a unicorn! Definitely no coke dick with this tee! So have fun doing it in our shirts made with 100% pre-shrunk cotton.  

And if you're sober, I'm sure you remember the sweet sweet smell of your favorite vices. 


This shirt is made from

  • 5.3 oz., 100% cotton pre-shrunk jersey knit 
  • Seamless double-needle " collar, taped neck and shoulders.
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems